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Frequently Asked Questions

  • What is your cancellation policy?

  • Do I really have to shower? 

  • I am extremely good looking, do I still have to screen?

  • Whats on your menu? Do you do donkey shows/XYZ?

  • What if I am running late?

  • Do you see people of color, couples, women, etc?

  • Do you party?

  • Do you accept outfit requests?

  • Can I record/photograph our session?

  • Can I use you as a reference?

  • What happened to the bangefits club?

  • Can I spoil you?

Covid Announcement

You, me and Covid-19

The last few years have been exhausting - physically, spiritually and emotionally. Now that we are seeing the light at the end of the tunnel I have decided to relax my requirements a little. I do still ask that you use your best judgement in every engagement, I.E. avoid spending time with folks who are ill, make arrangements to reschedule if you begin to experience any flu like symptoms and provide notice if you begin to experience any after our encounter, educate yourself on current CDC and local guidelines, stay up to date with all vaccines (the flu is still alive and well my friends and it is no joke.) etc. If you are part of any immune compromised groups and are still taking escalated precautions please reach out ahead of time to ensure that my judgements align with yours and to mitigate any risk.

My incall is kept immaculately clean and is sanitized thoroughly after every friends visit. 

Cancellation Policy

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If you have to cancel/reschedule I ask that you give me a 48 hour notice. If that isn't possible I will require a $100 cancel fee, 50% of which will be saved as credit toward a future session up to a year after the original date. If you cancel/reschedule with less than 24 hour notice I ask for a $200 fee, $50 of which can be used toward a future session up to one year after the original date. A gift from my Amazon Wish List is suggested but not required.

  • If you NCNS a scheduled appointment you will be sent an invoice to cover the entire balance due within 24 hours.

    • If this is not fulfilled or contact is not made to make arrangements an alert will be written and your information will be added to a shared list of non-compliant clients.


 
Showers are still required either within 30 minutes of or at the beginning of our engagement. If you would like to have a quick rinse off or need to freshen up upon arrival or departure let me know after greeting and I will show you to the wash room and emphatically encourage you to utilize any amenities available such as soap, wash cloths, mouth wash, lotion, etc. You will be instructed to leave your belongings in the bathroom in a clean container on the counter and I will provide a clean robe for you to enter in. If you decide to shower before arrival please make sure that every crevasse is thoroughly cleaned with soap, water and vigorous friction and that you wash your hands after dropping off my gift. I spend a great deal of time planning our time together and it really bums me out when I have to stop the scene to question your hygiene and ask you to freshen up. Refusal to oblige will result in immediate end of the session and forfeiture of any deposit or gifts previously received.
 
Don't be that guy.

Hygiene

Screening


The short answer is yes.

 

I value my safety have the utmost respect for your trust in me with your private information. I do not keep any information after I have reviewed it and only I have access to the contents of this website or any information submitted to it. I also have gone the extra mile to ensure both of our safety with enhanced security measures. The last thing I would want to do is jeopardize our safety. I have a few screening options, if you want to prescreen or want to come back when you are able to satisfy my screening you are more than welcome to do so. I will never force anyone into something that they aren't comfortable doing and I expect reciprocity in that same manner.

Menu Questions


I used to keep a running list of all of the topics I enjoy discussing with friends and for the most part it worked very well. There are always caveats to discussions, sometimes we enter it with the intention of going over climate change and its effects on the Caribbean Islands' economy and end up debating on whether or not pineapple really belongs on pizza (it does, and if you disagree we are not a good fit. I'm kidding... sort of.) That being said, I cannot guarantee that our discussions will always be a one size fits all scenario, and I cannot guarantee that if we discuss the Longview Squirrel Bridge in one session I will always be in the mood to cover that topic, but I can guarantee that you and I will both thoroughly enjoy ourselves and can go over what we would like to discuss during the visit once you arrive. Any attempt to inquire specific discussion topics prior to meeting will be volleyed with silly responses because that is truly how I feel about folks who believe X, Y and Z have to be covered in order to have a good time. 

A quick word on consent - 

I practice ethical informed consent in all of my discussions with friends. I aim to cultivate safe, lasting friendships with folks and in order to do so I believe consent must be honored at all times. If at any point you begin to push topics that I have explicitly stated or implied that I was not interested in discussing, I will end the conversation immediately and you will forfeit any gift or deposit you have sent. 

Arrival & Punctuality

 

I value your time and expect reciprocity from you. If you are going to be early or late please communicate that with me as soon as possible so I can adjust my schedule accordingly if I am able to do so. Lack of communication is a huge turn off for me. ​​Also, if I am running behind in schedule I will let you know and generally will add extra time to your appointment to maintain a good rapport. Keep in mind that I do not live at my dedicated incall and it takes me roughly an hour to commute and set up; therefore I am almost never available for last minute sessions.

My gift must be presented as cash within the first 5 minutes of our date or previously arranged. Upon greeting, please place my gift on a table or dresser in plain view or an unsealed envelope without referring to it, then excuse yourself to wash your hands. Please check my website for rates before you arrive and do not put me in a position to have to ask you for my gift; it is a mood killer. My rates are not negotiable, any attempts to negotiate will ensure that we do not meet. 

Inclusivity

I do not discriminate based on age, race, ethnicity, size, dis/ability, gender, sexual orientation, religion or lack thereof. I enjoy all bodies. As long as you are of sound mind, hygienic and can consent to safe, sexy fun then that's all that matters to me. I do have the right to refuse service or end a session if I feel that I am not being respectedUnfortunately my incalls are not ADA accessible so ​if you have ambulatory or any other requirements please let me know upon initial contact. 

Party Animal

I do not partake in any mind or mood altering substances.
Please do not ask me to participate in any recreational substances with you. I don't mind if you like to have a glass of wine or some other spirit during our session (I have glasses and bottle openers if necessary) but if you require more than a drink or two to have a good time I am not the provider for you. 
If you arrive to our appointment intoxicated or incapacitated in any form I will politely ask you to leave and you will forfeit any deposit or payment. Drunk friends cannot provide informed consent and I take this responsibility very seriously..

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues...

You are more than welcome to request an outfit for sessions 90 minutes or longer, but please do so in a timely fashion. If I have already left my house for the day, I may not be able to fulfill the request. You are also always welcome to bring an unused outfit in original packaging as well, contact me for sizes.​​​

Lets make a movie, baby

My privacy is extremely important to me. That being said I do not allow photos or videos of our sessions together. Please also remember that recording someone without their consent is a felony in Washington State and if I find you using a hidden camera, our time together will be terminated immediately, you will forfeit the donation, and I I will take any actions necessary to ensure this does not happen again.

I do make and sell my own content online, if you are interested in contributing to my online movie vault during a compensated visit please let me know ahead of time so I can let you know if I am interested and plan accordingly. Please be aware that online platforms require identification and a model release for all participants.

If you are a cis male content creator do not cold call message me to negotiate collaborating. I find this extremely offensive and disrespectful to the work that I do and I believe it makes it even harder for folks to continue to create collaborative content in a safe environment,

References

I am happy to provide a reference for friends whom I have seen in the last 6 months at a 1:1 ratio; i.e. one visit with me per reference offered. I ask that you reach out prior to offering my name to a provider to not only allow me to prepare to gush over you but also to protect your privacy and ensure that you authorized this ROI. Any reference requests without such notice are not guaranteed a timely response and I will inform the provider that you failed to follow this safety protocol. Think of it like applying to a really sexy, fun job. Do you reach out to your references ahead of time to confirm their consent before you list their contact info? Thats like showing up to someone's house without calling first...your mom raised you better than that.

Friends with Benefits

I decided to end the grandfathered/bangefits era of my services for several reasons. 

People were abusing them and tried to force me into a contract when they either did not qualify, were trying to exceed the limitations of whatever plan they were interested in, or wanted to manipulate the contract details to suit their needs. It has really left me with a bad taste in my mouth and has unfortunately ruined it for everyone. I do not tolerate coercion or attempts to be taken advantage of and if you attempt to haggle on price or complain in any shape or form I will end our friendship. 

 

I am also entering a new stage in my life where my time is even more finite. I want to spend it doing what I love the most with the people that I care about who respect me for my time and companionship. I prefer to maintain and nourish friendships over time and have found that folks who are always looking for a good deal, discount or a quick fix typically do not hang around for long and therefore are not compatible with my companionship style.  

Wish List

I love surprises! Express your admiration through gifts. I have an Amazon list or you can get creative and come up with something on your own. A couple hints for you:

  • I do not drink or partake in 420 but I have recently discovered a new interest in alcohol removed sparkling wine and other alcohol free spirits. 

  • 30E/32DD bra size and small panties. 

  • size 4-6 dress, small tops, size 26 jeans (28" inseam), 6-6.5 in shoes and 7-7.5 in boots

  • I enjoy shopping at Hotels.com, Alaska Air, Target, Lululemon, Urban Outfitter, REI, Home Depot, Costco, Vuori, Ulta, Levi's, Dr. Martens, FRYE boot company, Nike, Adidas.

  • I LOVE coffee and sparkling water!

  • I love receiving (and giving) massages

  • I enjoy pampering myself with deep tissue massages and pedicures.

  • Donations to THANC, GLP, Real Rent Duwamish, or any sw/bipoc/mutual aid groups are a surefire way to melt my heart. 

  • Check out my Amazon Wish List  or if you are feeling very generous feel free to peruse my Wishtender

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